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    An urban youth was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Befuddled by the
    whole school thing, he was given a set of vocabulary words to use in sentences.
    Here's what he handed in:

    1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin' poker on the stoop the other day, and man, I
    was HONOROLL.

    2. PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.

    3. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He
    said, "DISMAY hurt a little."

    4. OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.

    5. STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.

    6. MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one
    MOBILE."

    7. DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.

    8. AFRO - I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.

    9. AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and
    smoke weed.

    10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

    11. DOMINEERING - My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.

    12. KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare
    some change.

    13. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.

    14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA
    boy!"

    15. COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said,
    "COPULATE!"

    16. FASCINATE - My girly's boobies are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she
    can only FASCINATE.

    17. BEWARE - I axed the man at the unemployment office, "Is this BEWARE I get
    a job?"

    18. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome... and not DIMENSION hung like a
    horse.

    19. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like that, and you'll be
    thrown out the COATROOM."

    20. DECIDE - I like Vonda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of womens
    on DECIDE.


    Category:Rated-PG
    Good
    African Americans

    Description:Urban Speak 101...
    Date Added:07/02/2002



An urban youth was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Befuddled by the whole school thing, he was given a set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:

1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin' poker on the stoop the other day, and man, I was HONOROLL.

2. PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.

3. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."

4. OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.

5. STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.

6. MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."

7. DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.

8. AFRO - I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.

9. AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.

10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

11. DOMINEERING - My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.

12. KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

13. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.

14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy!"

15. COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, "COPULATE!"

16. FASCINATE - My girly's boobies are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE.

17. BEWARE - I axed the man at the unemployment office, "Is this BEWARE I get a job?"

18. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome... and not DIMENSION hung like a horse.

19. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like that, and you'll be thrown out the COATROOM."

20. DECIDE - I like Vonda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of womens on DECIDE.