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    About:Douchebag Of The Year
    It:Ladies and Gentlemen,

    I would like to introduce you to the Douchebag Of the Year (herein after referred to as the La Douche)!

    This whiny liberal bastard walked away from the bong in his mother's basement long enough to attend the Carnahan Event last night.

    As we were waiting in line, two enterprising young patriots passed us selling "Don't Tread On Me" flags and various Pro-Conservative buttons. After they passed La Douche, he decided to call the Waahh-mbulance and walked to the front of the line crying to the fine policemen that were protecting us (and fortunately La Douche) at the event. I heard this spindly baby bellyache that he was O-ffended by the patriot's efforts and wares.

    Sadly, the police man did not tell him to grow a pair and revel in the exercise of free speech. No, they came to the aid of this girly-man and asked the patriots to move on. The patriots did as they were asked, and without a scene, put their commodities back in their car.

    Now, it's time for the patriots in our group to expose this sniveling fidget as the wimp that he is by plastering his picture across every web site and blog over which we have control.

    I can't wait to see him weeping as he is mollycoddled by KMOX, KMOV, and KSDK insisting that his rights have been infringed and how badly he has been libeled by our baring of his infantile behaviour.

    Go back to your mother's basement you disgusting pig.




    Please, I beg you, let the world know what a pitiful excuse for a human being this girly-man is!

    Ladies and Gentlemen... ...I give you... ...La Douche!